some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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