So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Welp...herpes.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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