If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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