STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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