just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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