I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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