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• (925): View more from California

  tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He's yummy.

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  HE'S GAY. AND 40.

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  Irrelevant.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.

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• (909): View more from California

  No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!

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• (818): View more from California

  Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

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  welcome to college.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.

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