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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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(303): View more from Colorado

marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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(404): View more from Georgia

I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas

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(623): View more from Arizona

and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.

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(727): View more from Florida

There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?

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