its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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