I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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