if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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