Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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