My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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