she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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