The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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