lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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