Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
