I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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