Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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