Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
