After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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