I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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