Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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