So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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