nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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