You just made me feel so damn special
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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