Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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