I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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