Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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