Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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