Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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