and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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