your thong is hanging out like whoa
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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