I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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