So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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