So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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