super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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