Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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