What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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