Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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