Fuck appropriateness.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
