All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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