Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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