question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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