The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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