I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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