There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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