i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize