their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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