Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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