i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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