if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there's paper in my vomit.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize