? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We need a shit load of segways right now
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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