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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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(847): View more from Illinois

This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.

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(916): View more from California

Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?

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(941): View more from Florida

Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk

(813): View more from Florida

Crosswalk actually

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(248): View more from Michigan

So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again

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(813): View more from Florida

Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.

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