adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That was an excessively violent trivia night
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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