It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
you had me at cake vodka
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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